It’s book review time!
The author calls herself the Shit Doctor, and she quickly overwhelmed me. Holy shit (if she can say it, so can I), I thought. Basically, I figure, if I follow all of her rules (don’t eat meat! dairy! veggies! fruit!), I will starve to death. Right after I die of thirst.
I’ll save you from reading the book yourself by providing the highlights:
Oh yes, and remember yesterday’s post about the threat of stray, rabid dogs? The Shit Doctor has a solution:
The Shit Doctor also reminds you to take a flashlight when you go to the bathroom at night. Otherwise, you risk the same fate as pregnant, blind Nepalese women:
Helpful idea on how to do your laundry:
I do note that this book may indeed be helpful if you are an idiot:
This highlight reel ain’t over yet! I’ve still got a few more things to say about the book. Expect Part II shortly.